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Re: Crazy Chat Quotes

Post by Laurel WinteShrine » 2012-04-04 04:24

<Tycho> then... why are you in a baronnes outfit?
<Laurel_Postingface> Because she's a badass!
<Laurel_Postingface> And she wears GLASSES!
* Laurel_Postingface purrs
<Chaz> Who? Wha?
<Fini> lol
<Tycho> Hot Glasses Baronss
<Fini> http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=&secti ... s#/d1dprbj
<Laurel_Postingface> I really, really wish that my eyesight was bad enough to need glasses
<Laurel_Postingface> However..
<Fini> http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=&secti ... a#/d1dpqx4
* Laurel_Postingface points to her collection of fake ones
<Laurel_Postingface> These do nicely.
<Fini> baroness
<Tycho> I can't decide if that's Blitz and Laurel
<Tycho> or Kane and Ciara
<Fini> KNAI!
<@Kyle|PostFace> ROFL!
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Re: Crazy Chat Quotes

Post by Dravius Stari » 2012-04-06 04:19

[13:16] <Laurel> Sex isn't everything, you know.
[13:16] <Drav> Which is why I will eat my candied bacon very sexily.
[13:16] <Drav> No, but sex is enough.
[13:16] * Laurel nod nods sagely
[13:16] <Laurel> >_<
[13:16] * Laurel beats up Drav
[13:16] <Drav> Throw in some good alcohol, and a chance to kill something.
[13:16] <Drav> And thats life!
[13:16] <Laurel> Actually, that was pretty funny.
[13:16] <Laurel> But still!
[13:16] <Drav> LOL
[13:16] <Drav> chat golding that
[13:16] <Laurel> Noooooo
[13:17] <Tycho> you can chat gold your own stuff?
[13:17] * Laurel tackles Drav to the floor
[13:17] <Tycho> oh wait
[13:17] <Laurel> Don't you dare!
[13:17] <Tycho> it was laurel,lol
[13:17] <Drav> haha
[13:17] * Laurel facepalms
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Post by juni » 2012-04-06 05:29

Spyker is quite tired
Spyker but still kicking around working on papers and things
Laurel Tired? You turned in a paper today, no?
|<-- Drav has left www.freejavachat.com (Ping timeout)
Spyker i turned in one of them, yes
Spyker lol
Laurel Hooray! One down!
Spyker at about 4AM
Laurel pops open champagne
Laurel That means are weak and too tired to fight back!
Laurel drags Spyker over to tape him face-to-face with Aquila
Spyker ...
Kurge snoi
Jacen lol, nice Laurel.
Jacen Note to self: don't ever use Juni in RP scenarios with men.
Spyker lol
Laurel duct tapes Juni to Spyker and Aquila
Laurel NOBODY is safe!!
Spyker what
Jacen lol
Laurel Mwahahaha!
Jacen okay, I'm not sure which would be worse, RPing her in a romantic scenario with a guy, a girl, or that, a threesome.
Spyker there's a app forum for that
Jacen Or is it supposed to be a love triangle?
Jacen rofl
Spyker parabola of mystery!
Spyker rhombus of confusion!
Laurel tapes down Tycho as well
Jacen square of seduction!
Laurel catches Kurge to tape to the reluctant foursome!
Jacen so yeah, Laurel, is this supposed to be like a love rectangle or a foursome?
Jacen rofl
Laurel Just kiss eachother, that's all!
Laurel Yummy, yummy kisses of passion and love!
Laurel sighs dreamily
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Juni taps her forefingers together.
Juni Well, if I have to....
Laurel :DDDD
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Re: Crazy Chat Quotes

Post by Tycho » 2012-04-08 04:45

A convo of ship naming got a little off track

Blitz: ESSD "Mighty Battering Ram"?
20:43 Jacen I have a policy against any ships being named after people.
20:43 Tycho ESSD "Blitz's Titanium"
20:43 Chaz actually, if we did have a new ESSD. it'ladkfja;ldg
20:43 Tycho yeah, they'd never let me be IRM mod
20:43 Blitz|Posting Tycho, no
20:43 Chaz lmao
20:43 Blitz|Posting BUT!
20:43 Chaz I'd go along the lines of "Themis II" aka "Blitz's Rod"
20:43 catnip Drav's Cabaret
20:43 Jacen If you'll poke Drav, I'll make you an IRM mod for about 15 seconds.
20:43 Blitz|Posting Titanium Blitz would prolly work; just vague enough to be mistaken for a rush of metal to the field.
20:43 Tycho ROFL
20:43 Chaz so I could open up a comchannel with the NR
20:43 Tycho i like chaz's better
20:43 Blitz|Posting ...
20:43 catnip wait, is Blitz's Rod made out of Titanium?
20:43 Chaz and say
20:43 Blitz|Posting ...Dear Fucking God, what have I just said?
20:43 Tycho "Titanium Crankshaft"
20:44 catnip eyes Laurel
20:44 Tycho rush of metal to the field
20:44 Tycho so vague
20:44 Tycho the french would love it
20:44 Fini ROFL!
20:44 Chaz "PREPARE TO RECIEVE BLITZ'S ROD!"
20:44 Tycho ROFL

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Re: Crazy Chat Quotes

Post by Seamus » 2012-04-09 05:48

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Drav Hutts dont have penises
Drav Hi Visitor
Visitor_1 ...
Chaz hahahhahaha
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Re: Crazy Chat Quotes

Post by Dravius Stari » 2012-04-09 05:53

[14:52] <Laurel> Sex is everything, still.
[14:52] <Chaz> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OE2l6CPn ... re=related
[14:52] <Laurel> *isn't
[14:52] <Chaz> the troll in this video.
[14:52] <Laurel> XDDDD
[14:52] <Drav> LOL
[14:52] <Drav> Laurel
[14:52] <Drav> LOL
[14:52] * Laurel dies laughing
[14:52] <Laurel> Oh God.
[14:52] <Laurel> Worst typo ever.
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Post by Seamus » 2012-04-09 06:10

Laurel Gentlemen, I am off before I make even more of a jackass of my drunk self >.>
Chaz I'll see you later on.
Laurel Have a lovely evening, I shall see you later!
Chaz when you fall alseep.
Laurel lol
Laurel What
Laurel No
Chaz oh. I will have a lovely evening.
Laurel I bite. Down there.
Laurel Vagina dentata.
Chaz but I control your mind.
Laurel Believe it.
Laurel But NOBODY controls the almighty vagina!
Laurel Mwahaha!
Chaz so that's why Blitz has titanium.
Laurel ROFL
Chaz understands now.
Laurel Oh God, Chaz..
Laurel
Drav Chat gold it Chaz
Drav you know you have to
Chaz WILCO
Drav THE POWER OF THE VAGINA COMPELS YOU
Laurel NO
Laurel DON'T!
Laurel .....fucker.
Drav Checkmate, Ms Vagina!
Chaz ,...heheheheh
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Post by Tavish McFini » 2012-04-12 03:43

* Laurel looks up at the 'Cutest Couple'
<Laurel> .....
<Jacen> It's a bit of a one sided relationship, but it still counts, right?
<Fini> lol
<Laurel> ....
<Laurel> No.
<Laurel> Drav and I couldn't even be considered a couple in any regard >_<
<Fini> KNAI!
<Fini> yes you could
<Fini> you got the whole love-hate thing going on ;)
<Laurel> No.
<Jacen> Let's ask Drav and average the results.
<Laurel> >_<
<Fini> KN AI!
* Laurel goes on a rampage through chat
<Laurel> Dont/
<Laurel> *.
<Laurel> You.
<Laurel> Dare.
<Fini> don't I dare what?
<Fini> ask Drav?
*** Kyp is now known as Drav
<Fini> because I'll ask him on the general forum ;)
<Jacen> rofl
* Drav pelvic thrusts at Laurel.
*** Drav is now known as Kyp
<Fini> tag Jace, Laurel
* Laurel punches Drav
<Laurel> I'll break it off!
* @Blitz hurts Drav.

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Post by Dravius Stari » 2012-04-12 21:52

No, its just a physical thing. She wants me for my body not my mind....

And i have absolutely no problem with that ;)
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Post by Laurel WinteShrine » 2012-04-13 21:30

=_=

Drav. I know that this has already been established: You are absolutely lovely, but terrible. If I catch you trying to take samples of my DNA, I may have to get the authorities involved, lol >.>
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Post by Dravius Stari » 2012-04-14 01:23

You've already leaked plenty of DNA onto me dear.

Oh and for the folks:

<Laurel_> I am already bright red and Drav has yet to say anything..
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Post by Aquila Slyphs » 2012-04-14 03:09

I hate to be the one to point this out... But Drav is the "authorities" ;)
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Laurel_	thought she was drunk, and she is drink!!!
<Laurel_> *drunk
	       >_<
<Ibrahim> rofl
<Spyker>  lol
	       i think you proved your point there
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<Mai_>	You should make people nude like that!
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Post by juni » 2012-04-19 15:48

While Discussing Drav's try at a senior prom.

Chaz I was debating about having a character play a stand up bass.
Juni rofl
Chaz What. We could start an orchestra
Juni lol
Chaz you and Mai on the Violins. Me on the Bass, Blitz on the Cello, Laurel on the Timpani
Juni And getting a check from Drav for it.
Juni I like it.
Chaz Spyker as a sorprano in the accompanying Chorus.
Juni rofl
Chaz Fini on the Electric Triangle
Chaz *Cowbell
Chaz So it's not an Instrument used in an Orchestra. So what? Everything needs cowbell. EVERYTHING.
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Post by Dravius Stari » 2012-04-20 15:03

Pfft, i'm not hiring that band ;)
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Post by Syren » 2012-04-22 04:28

[22:25] * Laurel pops up from beneath the rug
[22:25] <Laurel> >.>
[22:25] <juni> lol
[22:25] * Draaygon_Posting nails the rub to the floor, preventing re-entry
[22:25] <Draaygon_Posting> *rug
[22:26] <Laurel> ;_;
[22:26] * Draaygon_Posting buys a new, bigger rug and places it over the old one....
[22:26] * Laurel curses Draay with explosive diarrhea every time he says "the"
[22:26] <Laurel> Tch.
[22:26] * Drav nails Draaygon to Chaz
[22:26] <Draaygon_Posting> O_O.... that's pretty harsh....
[22:27] <Laurel> So is nailing me beneath a rug :/
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Post by Spyker Katarn » 2012-04-22 05:19

-->| Laila (Medic@6F83246C.BBA2881A.D42DB070.IP) has joined #nif
* Laurel writes "Nipple on Spyker's shirt"
<Blitz|Posting> I look at him and 'small rank badge time"
<Laila> O_O
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Post by Tavish McFini » 2012-04-22 20:40

*** Blitz has joined #NIF
*** ChanServ sets mode +o Blitz
* @Blitz slinks in.
<Fini> BLTIZ!!!
<Fini> brb
<juni> hey Blitz.
<@Blitz> Ohai.
* Chaz snipes blitz as he's slinking in
* @Blitz is sniped.
* Mydnyte`Syn has him bronzed too
* Mydnyte`Syn sets him on the mantle next to Chaz's bust
<juni> lol
<Fini> back
<juni> wb
<Fini> ty
<Mydnyte`Syn> Welcome back!
<Fini> ty
<Mydnyte`Syn> You are welcome!
<Mydnyte`Syn> Gosh, I'm hungry
<Fini> mmm
<Fini> food
<Fini> how goes Blitz?
<Mydnyte`Syn> He can't answer right now. I bronzed him.
<Fini> ROFL!
<Fini> dang it Sy!!!
<Mydnyte`Syn> What?!
<juni> lol
<Fini> well, I guess he'd be happy
<Fini> he's bronzed, forever in Sy's possession
<Mydnyte`Syn> He looked so cute just lying there dead on the floor after Chaz sniped him! I couldn't just leave him there!
<Fini> ROFL!
* @Blitz is stuck on the mantle.
<Fini> noice
<Chaz> lol
* Fini posts that in chat gold
<Mydnyte`Syn> Laurel will be so pleased to. I saved the titanium rod just for her!
<Mydnyte`Syn> too^

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Post by Eri Ambicon » 2012-04-25 03:58

Fini: everything okay over there?
Mydnyte`Syn: Yes, sorry. I was doing the GOAT
Mydnyte`Syn: Which now that I read that, that's just so wrong
Fini: lol
Fini: I know
Mydnyte`Syn: lol
Fini: if that was in main chat, I'd be golding it right now
Mydnyte`Syn: You can gold it if you want
Fini: done :D
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Post by juni » 2012-04-29 20:30

Jacen I'm thinking about making another naval officer.
Fini Kayda
Fini duh Fini
Jacen lol, 11.
Fini I'm thinking about transferring Kayda to navy actually >.>
Jacen TF Leech?
Fini might as well have a second naval officer
Fini sur, why not
Fini ?
Fini I've got 2 army, 2 ISIS... boatload in freelance LMAO!
Jacen http://nifrpg.net/irm/f_third_2.shtml
Fini of course, I've got nothing on Sy's freelance grou
Fini p
Fini drools
Fini gets out his plushie Vibre!
Fini VIBRE POWER!
Mydnyte`Syn oh my
Jacen lol
Fini lol
Mydnyte`Syn Not sure what that is, but it sure looks naughty from here
Fini KNAI!
Jacen lol
Fini a leech, vibre and a plushie
Fini yeah, I think chat just got X rated >.>
Fini commites sodoku in shame
Mydnyte`Syn Oh Fini's having fun! By HIMSELF!
Fini dies
Mydnyte`Syn revives
Fini thankee
Fini glomps Sy
Mydnyte`Syn You're welcome. Just close the door before you take out your toys
Fini I'd have more fun if you were here though Sy
Fini ROFL!
Mydnyte`Syn is glomped!
Mydnyte`Syn You bet your ass you would!
Fini ROFL
Fini last time I bet my ass, I wasn't able to sit for a year
Mydnyte`Syn Ouch
Mydnyte`Syn Size matters
Fini lol
Fini that's not what Yoda said!
Jacen Well, Yoda was like 3 feet tall.
Fini he was a good foot stool
Mydnyte`Syn Yeah well Yoda also didn't seem to have a woman who could make him feel all good and giddy!
Fini ROFL!
Fini yeah, he needed to relax a little more
Mydnyte`Syn he was a bit stubby and wrinkly anyway
Fini all that training
Mydnyte`Syn Indeed
Fini watching the Republic kill his Jedi Order
Mydnyte`Syn Mhm
Fini yeah, Yoda needed to get laid
Fini badly
Chaz yup
Mydnyte`Syn And he spent way too much time around the younglings!
-->| Guest (Guest@682EEF4D.9266126F.6CA32D72.IP) has joined #nif
Fini ROFL!
Mydnyte`Syn Makes me wonder
=-= Guest is now known as Tycho
Fini TYCHO!
Mydnyte`Syn Hi Tycho
Chaz hello Tycho.
Tycho hey Syn, Chaz, Fini, Jacen
Jacen hey Tycho.
Tycho what's up?
Mydnyte`Syn turns off the X-rated talk and goes all rated R
Fini ROFL!
Mydnyte`Syn Fini was just playing with himself in a corner
Jacen lol
Fini and Sy was commenting how she should help Yoda get laid
Mydnyte`Syn He was. I could prove it!
Tycho .....
Chaz snaps holos.
Mydnyte`Syn grins
Chaz doesn't cut sy in 70%
Chaz is a fearless bastard
Mydnyte`Syn I'd just have to send Yoda to Fini's apparently. Fini has lots of toys!
Tycho oh jeez
Chaz like...poop necklaces....
Mydnyte`Syn He was just telling me all about them
Tycho Yoda is short
Tycho you know what they say about short guys
Tycho ..
Mydnyte`Syn spits her soda and dies laughing
Chaz and vibre plushies
Fini lol
Tycho so I don't think he needs any help
Chaz and army men
Fini the poop necklace was actually Chaz's
Fini he told me to wear it
Chaz .....Tonka Trucks.
Fini but didn't bother explaining a thing about it before hand
Jacen umm, okay.
Chaz ...xbox
Fini gamecube?
Chaz has a 6 pack of natty ice
Tycho wanna play gamecube?
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