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Crazy Chat Quotes

Post by Spyker Katarn » 2011-03-11 07:07

This thread is to catalog some of the hilarity that goes on in the chat. It'll be like our very own Bash.org. I'll start:
[01:02] <Jubar> I'm a bit confused now. If the biscuits are going to attack Jen'vey, and my cybernetic legs aren't going to fit on the Divergent...then where will Laila be when the plasmids latch onto Spyker?
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Post by Tavish McFini » 2011-04-23 06:19

Seriously, Spyk is epic:

DANGER: There is some swearing. Not sure what our policies are here and PG13 is pretty vague as I know 6 year-olds who know words worse than I do.
<@Spyker> SON OF A BI**H
<Fini> ?
* @Spyker roars in anger
<Fini> woah, he swore
<Fini> and he's angry!!!
<Fini> POST IT IN CHAT GOLD!!!
<Fini> yes, that's now my gut reaction to you being upset ;)
<@Spyker> f*** you internet. I WILL KILL THIS MOTHERF***ING VIRUS
* Fini dies laughing
<Fini> I don't think I can post that now
<Fini> and wait... virus?
<@Spyker> no, no you can't.
<Fini> on *your* comp!?!?
<Fini> ... did MSE fail you and should I be worried?
<@Spyker> f***ing sneaky sonovabitch tried to get in
<@Spyker> but MSE caught it immediately
<Kurge> .......
<Kurge> Spyker, you ok?
<@Spyker> sneaky fake antivirus
<@Spyker> aye, should be. running scans now
That was epic, just have to say.
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Post by Tycho » 2011-04-30 04:53

(In reference to characters getting beaten to death every mission, particularly Spyker)

<Drav> "Im surprised Spyker hasnt put in for plastic surgery yet"

If you think about it, why hasn't he? :p

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Post by Spyker Katarn » 2011-04-30 05:16

'Cause scars add character.
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Post by Crystala Endivain » 2011-04-30 05:36

I was honestly expecting you to quote a Calvin and Hobbes comic with that Spyk:

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Post by Dravius Stari » 2011-04-30 21:48

Spyker Katarn wrote:'Cause scars add character.

"Its the scars right? chicks dig the scars" We're onto your plan Katarn!
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Post by jacenwesiri » 2011-05-22 01:24

Drav: thats why the pilot corps are a beacon of competence and professionalism
Drav: :d
Viktor: Indeed.
Drav: Im Krusty the clown, and he's sideshow mel
Viktor: O.o
Jacen: Drav's now marketing Draveos, now with jagged metal.
Viktor: LMAO!
Drav: You laugh now, but i have the potential with one breakfast cereal to cripple the New Republic.
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Post by jacenwesiri » 2011-05-28 03:11

Drav shoots Draaygo
Draaygo_Posting is shot?
Drav nods
Fini lol
Drav Laila, someone shot Draaygo
Drav fix him
Drav
Draaygo_Posting not really sure what i did to deserve that one... but I'm sure there was a reason
Drav I dislike your youthfulness.
Fini ROFL!
Drav
Fini jealousy will get you no where
Draaygo_Posting and by "fix him" he really means heal the wound, cause no one can really "Fix" me
Drav Next month im going to an album launch party where the average age of the attendee is 19. Its mildly disturbing.
Jacen seriously Drav, don't have Draaygo because he's beautiful, hate him because your significant other thinks he's beautiful.
Draaygo_Posting lol
Jacen Justin Bieber?
Fini "don't have Draaygo"?
Draaygo_Posting lol
Drav haha
Fini I think Drav has anyone he wants
Drav Chat gold!
Jacen with a bunch of like 10 year old girls, and their parents/
Drav Post that!
Drav Beiber is less than 19.
Fini get on it Jace
Fenyx sits around with his pickles
Fenyx Hey Fini and Jacen
Drav And its not true, I missed out on Sexy Kate and Megan Fox.
Drav Although admittedly, Megan Fox is a harder get.
Drav Except in my mind.
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Post by Spyker Katarn » 2011-05-31 04:45

Draaygo's Quit Message wrote:Draaygo has left irc.ircstorm.net (Quit: snoi snoi snoi snoisnoisnoisnoisnoisnoi)
Draaygo launches the NIFcopter.
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Post by Spyker Katarn » 2011-06-07 02:06

Mai and Fenyx discussing how the latter lost in MGO:

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<Helios>	Why didn't he tranq you
<Mai>	Cause I have boobies.
Kyp on his reaction to Mai's "Glorious Dawn":

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<Kyp>	After reading Mai's return thread, I came up with a new slogan for the site. "The NIF: The only roleplaying site on the internet that has Star Wars and anal leakage."
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Post by jacenwesiri » 2011-08-30 02:34

Mydnyte`Syn Im just making sure I didn't do something I'd regret ... er ... or might pretend to regret
Laurel hmms
Fini oh
Fini in that case
Fini yes, yes you were
Draaygon .... all this talk of training.... makes me antsy....
Fini >.>
Mydnyte`Syn Where is Laurel at, Gooey? At her estate?
Fini <.<
Laurel Gooey, I believe that I'm going to punish you tonight~
Laurel Yes!
Mydnyte`Syn What did I do Fini?
Draaygon
Mydnyte`Syn bends over and waits to be spanked?
Fini spanks Sy?
Draaygon spanks Sy
Laurel Oh no, you deserve more than a spanking...
Mydnyte`Syn Heh
Fini wait, what the hell is going on!?!?
Mydnyte`Syn Promises promises
Draaygon don't complain, IFni...just enjoy...
Mydnyte`Syn resumes reading!
Draaygon *Fini
Fini ROFL!
Laurel brings out a big, red, satiny ribbon and chocolate
Fini mmm... chocolate
Mydnyte`Syn Film, Fini. Film. 30% for you, 70% for me, as usual.
Fini done
Fini snaps holos
Jacen see, nice even split.
Fini is Sy's thrall
Laurel drags Gooey off into another room and locks the door
Fini I only live to serve... and crash in her spare bedroom and watch DVDs and read comics
Jacen lol
Laurel giggles from behind the door...
Draaygon knocks on door "am I needed for fluffing?"
Draaygon >>
Draaygon <<
Jacen wow
Jacen nice Draaygo.
Mydnyte`Syn Yeah well I'm doing all the work so its a fair split!
Laurel Bu-but I'm doing the bondage :<
Laurel cries
Jacen lol
Jacen that sounds like something for chat gold.
Draaygon I've said it before, and I'll say it again... I love NIF chat....
Fini indeed
Laurel covers Gooey and choclate and dresses her up like a present with the big, pretty bow
Laurel *chocolate
Mydnyte`Syn looks like an Easter chocolate mold?
Draaygon wants to unwrap Sy!....
Draaygon >>
Draaygon <<
Laurel puts on her sexy pikachu outfit
Mydnyte`Syn NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Draaygon ?
Laurel ...I totally forgot where I was going with this..
Draaygon sexy pikachu outfit?...
Mydnyte`Syn is allergic to anything Pokemon
Mydnyte`Syn is deathly allergic!
Laurel Good! This is your punishment, after all...
Fini ROFL!
Fini epic
Mydnyte`Syn breaks out in hives!!
Draaygon you know, not to be perverted, but I'd just like to see that...
Fini snaps more holos
Laurel smiles mischievously and rubs herself against Gooey
Fini ohh, hives
Mydnyte`Syn lol
Laurel Feeling punished, now?
Fini that should serve those freaky bastards
Fini keeps the holocam rolling
Mydnyte`Syn feels her throat constricting as she starts to go into anaphylactic shock!
Laurel !!!!
Laurel treats and changes into a sexy..um...
Laurel dresses up in lingerie and puts a Sith robe over it
Draaygon duck?
Laurel ..better?
Mydnyte`Syn (Psst, do the maid outfit! I like that one!)
Jacen There, chat gold.
Fini ROFL!
Draaygon O_O....
Laurel I'll show you some Force, baby...
Draaygon ...
Fini puts the maid outfit on Draaygo
Draaygon
Laurel
Mydnyte`Syn lol
Draaygon um....
Draaygon screw it...
Fini hey, she didn't say *who* had to wear the maid outfit
Draaygon prances around in maid outfit....
Fini she just said she liked it
Mydnyte`Syn dies laughing
Fini or wait, you're supposed to *do* the maid outfit
Draaygon gets out the feather duster....
Laurel Hmm? How did you get in here?
Fini ROFL!
Fini I let him in?
Jacen So that's how Draaygo got his hand stuck in the tub?
Draaygon I don't know....
Fini KNAI!
Laurel
Draaygon ...more or less...
Draaygon >>
Draaygon <<
Laurel Gooey, have you learned you lesson now? :3
Laurel I'm just so lost now...
Draaygon hey, I was told to "fill the drain" how was I suppossed to know it was a euphamism....
Fini ROFL!!!!!!
Mydnyte`Syn lol
Laurel .I forgot why I was even punishing you...
Mydnyte`Syn Oh my cheeks hurt from laughing
Mydnyte`Syn can now honestly say that Draaygo made her face hurt
Laurel lol
Draaygon yeah, all the ladies complain about that...
Draaygon >>
Draaygon <<
Laurel
Draaygon from stre...nevermind...
Laurel goes to change..
Draaygon goes to his corner of shame....
Draaygon realizes he is still in the maid outfit....
Draaygon kinda breezy...
Draaygon I need to change....
Fini rubs Sy's cheeks
Laurel comes back, dressed
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Draaygon gets changed back into his normal clothes
Fini BLITZ!
Blitz Holy shit, full house.
Draaygon hiya Blitz
Laurel Good evening ^_^
Laurel washes chocolate off of Gooey
Draaygon
Draaygon no, you're wasting it!
Jacen hey Blitz.
Fini ROFL!
Blitz I shall be right back.
Draaygon licks it off!
Jacen lol
Laurel I don't even remember what is was for anymore
Mydnyte`Syn Hi Blitz
Laurel *it was
Jacen Blitz likes opens the door, then turns around and leaves.
Blitz Or not. Or not.
Mydnyte`Syn Oh thanks for rubbing my cheeks, Fini!
Fini no problem :>
Draaygon bow chicka bow wow...
Mydnyte`Syn just realizes now she was licked and shivers pleasantly!
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Post by Tavish McFini » 2011-10-08 00:56

From October 7, 2011 shortly after Syren put up the thread regarding the NIF-con. Oh, and for the record, "Faerber" is Sy's hubby.

<Mydnyte`Syn> Woot! Sorry, doing my nails
<Fini> s'all good
<Faerber> yes, and the spray she's using smells like old nursing home lady perfume
<Fini> ... you know what's sad?
<Fini> I know *exactly* the scent you're talking about
<Faerber> hahahaha
<Mydnyte`Syn> ...
<Fini> you're the one who brought him here Sy ;)
* Mydnyte`Syn puts mouth in foot
<Fini> ohh
<Mydnyte`Syn> Oh hell
<Fini> she deffies the laws of...
<Fini> reality!
<Mydnyte`Syn> Switch that around, you fucking know what I meant!
* Faerber snickers
* Fini is going to quote that in the chat gold thread

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Post by Crystala Endivain » 2011-10-12 03:06

We were talking about flying and the fact there's no atmosphere in space:

<Tycho> unfortunately most of the stuff I research is useless due to the fact that there is no atmosphere
<Fini> ROFL!
<Tycho> high yo yo etc is really pointless
<Fini> >.>
<Fini> not necessarily
<Fini> two words: tractor beam
<Fini> ;)
<Tycho> well, you can still use the basic philosophy
<Tycho> ha
<Tycho> that'd be interesting
<Fini> oh lord, I can't wait to reach the next part of the TIE Defender training course
<Tycho> actually, that'd suck.
<Tycho> Tractor beamed while in dogfight
<Tycho> that'd really, really suck :p
<Draaygon> I think using a tractor beam to play with a yo-yo may be a misuse of government property....
<Fini> heh heh heeeeeeeeeeeh
<Fini> KNAI!
* Tycho facepalms
<Fini> Draaygo: epic
<Fini> chat gold!
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Post by Dravius Stari » 2011-11-06 04:21

[14:16] <Drav> Hey, unlike you I can bank on competence to get promotions.
[14:16] <Drav> cant*
[14:16] <Fini> ROFL!
[14:16] <Drav> See!
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Post by Tavish McFini » 2011-11-06 04:47

Drav, you totally took that out of context! Plus you omitted a few lines!

<Drav> Hey, unlike you I can bank on competence to get promotions.
<Drav> cant*
<Fini> ROFL!
<Fini> no, you were right the first time Drav ;)
<Drav> See!
<Drav> lol.

That's the full, unedited quote :D
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Post by Dravius Stari » 2011-11-06 04:51

It was edited for the purposes of humour!!!
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Post by Artorius Alyp » 2011-11-13 05:15

[15:14] <Laurel> Drav, you're terrible. Lovely, but terrible.
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Post by Dravius Stari » 2011-11-19 06:45

[16:43] <Wulfen> Fini really does seem to love rammin it
[16:43] <Fini> that's what she said
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Post by Ryan Korr » 2011-11-28 06:46

<Blitz> Remember the following advice:
[21:44] <Ryan> always kill the jedi?
[21:44] <Blitz> With great power comes great responsibility....until then, F@$# it; I'm just gonna run around screaming "WHEE! GREAT POWER!!"
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Post by Demetrios Gavril » 2011-12-01 04:58

Kyp admits he is a player

[19:54] <Kyp> Hey Spyker. Sorry for exploding and saving you life. Love, Kyp.
[19:54] <Fini> lol
[19:54] <Spyker> lol
[19:54] <Tycho> ROFL
[19:54] <Mydnyte`Syn> ^_^
[19:54] <Tycho> nice Kyp
[19:54] <Fini> KNAI!
[19:54] <GhostlySept> kyp D:
[19:54] * Fini dies laughing
[19:54] <Spyker> left me with quite the mess to clean up though
[19:54] <Spyker> ;)
[19:54] * Mydnyte`Syn sits on Fini then revives him
[19:54] * Laurel_Postingface looks and handcuffs
[19:54] <Fini> yeah, there's some of Kyp over there, and over there and over there
[19:54] <Fini> oof
[19:55] * Fini is sat on, but isn't complaining
[19:55] <Laurel_Postingface> Um..
[19:55] <Kyp> It's not my fault I had $e% with Luciana and Thess.
[19:55] <Mydnyte`Syn> gosh, I love you guys!
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